Curious

...not debating global warming but just read about an island off east coast of africa that is under water and also an article about a place in south carolina where the 300 yards of beach are no down to 30-----also a gigantic berg just broke off-----again, bufallo springsteen, "something's happening here..."-------------------lopez

Hire the Immigrants

....so they try to get in all the time so we hire them to guard the borders and then they do not have to go so far to get a job----we can have one mexican for every 20 yards along our borders and they can even go home at night as we would rotate shifts----no need for fence and they would be taxed-----lopez at the think tank

More War for Dubya

.....so i sent my e mail to lou dobbs and tom tancredo about setting up recruiting stations in mexico for usa military----we would guarantee citizenship, good pay, travel and benefits----would be better than haliburton or mercinaries as are cheaper----this is the way a true aristocracy fights wars----and with 400 to 500 thousand of them, dubya could fight many places...lopez the thinker

Oh By The Way

....so ford will lay in state and then dubya will give his liitle talk about sending more troops to iraq for the sake of democracy etc etc and then at the end i expect him to say in his best john wayne imitation, oh, by the way, the government in iraq has said that they hung saddam.....thanks for your time pilgrims-----------------------------lopez

Whoopsie Daisy

okay, nov 14, 1972, dow industrials close above 1000---idiot savant kissinger has free passes and travels paris and everywhere to meet n vietnamese---what a guy---dow continues to set records and usa citizens again show their brilliance, electing mr dick for a second time in a landslide----usa leaders are seen as the TOP of the world with their astuteness and brilliance and as always the pols and media say that all is great in this best of all possible worlds---------lopez

Vamanos Senor

hola---so i am wondering what lou dobbs will say when dubya opens the first army recruiting station in Mexico------hola senors and senora, muy benefits and free travel-------hurray for captain lopez

Geography Lesson

Senor---so Westmoreland flunked the test with Colbert over the big ten but now you must alert all maroooons that there will be a major geography test for all of the STAN countries----we know dubya will not know but maybe marooons????????????????????/lopez

Iceland 1972

Senor---while xmas holds the stage in usa and dubya orders suv's to cart more troops into iraq, there is a momentous game about to be played----like Iceland in 72 when bobby met boris, this will be a public brawl for all the marbles in a rare place, Turkmenistan. This match has no bobby or boris but senor Putin V. dubya the boy king----the winnings of this game are probably keys to the power game in the mid east-----of course usa media will only be focusing on the hilton girl and shopping numbers as fights for energy are off limits to all marooooons---lopez

Soul Seeker

An Xmas commentary from the one-and-only Lopez:

Soul Seeker
"......senor---so who controls the natural gas supply to Europe? ah so, Russia and the chess master, senor Putin------and guess who has largest world resource and storage? i wonder if the decider is too busy with democracy in eeeeeeeerack that he has no time to focus on his soul mate----old dubya, had the whole board but has played his whole life in CHECK-----is MATE soon?...."

and

Buffalo Springsteen
".....senor--------better check out GENELEX as a whole new world is emerging that might connect dubya to adolf? or others of great historic esteem....."

One Ounce of Gold

Lopez is Watching:

So the guy in the twenties had one ounce of gold worth twenty dollars and he had a twenty dollar bill and he went to buy a regular business suit and he found one for twenty dollars and he gave them the bill----------now this is not the twenties but 2006 and that one ounce of gold will still buy a business suit but that 20 dollar bill will not be enough---and remember, in 1980, one ounce of gold and the dow industrials were both at 850---does this make sense? is our nice little government screwing us and are savers financing debtors....