Lopez Strikes Backs

so lopez goes to party at muy elegante' casa of local neo con repug who for some odd reason has liked lopez, and only god knows why...anyway, i will call him Billy N., well, billy boy is telling stories to his flunkie pals and he says that "clintons' shit with monica was much worse than anything george w has done"----and his group smiled and nodded, looking pleased----so lopez says, "billy boy, you and your pals are equating getting a blow job with going to war? well sonofa bitch, that tells me that you have zero fucking experience with either one."------lopez leaves festivities