Remembering Butch and the Kid

Walter Matthau said he liked to feel like shit because he knew it would get better and that made him happy so as lopez starts feeling young and good, he gets notified that his 50th f______ high school reunion is coming up and he immediately feels like shit and so where in hell is Walter Matthau? and the people doing the 50th are goddamned super stars and have this most awesome web site and all this unreal planning so lopez knows for sure they do not work for dubya the boy king---anyway, reading the blurbs from all the "kids" it quickly becomes obvious that almost all that responded are in the, "Did it all my way and did it great too club," which is fine but lopez wants to know who are the atheists; the evangelistas; the born-agains; the social minorities and choice advocates ;and who are the alcoholics and drug addicts and who are the folks that have done TIME or are now doing TIME; and most important, who are the real true low IQ terror folks called repugs or dubya lovers---also lopez discovers that his high school must have had a night school as when seeing so many, lopez felt like Butch Cassidy when he was looking at the trackers and said, "who are these guys?" anyway, lopez feels old now so he must just get over it , and as they say in NY, fogetehboutit-----lopez sees the past