First Question for both the Democratic and Republican Debates: How do you spell FUCKED???

Lopez looking forward to the Democratic and Republican debates like he looks forward to a game of baseball which to lopez, sucks, and is quite boring too---and while the Democratic "group" is there, lopez suspects they are each being paid mucho dineros by the PTB, aka, the owner of the party, aka, the Clintonistas who are paying each of the "master-baters" so IT will look like a real race in which Hellry can triumph. And for both groups, do you think anyone will ask why none of them, not a one of them, took the time to read the National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iraq before they voted for war??(Ron Paul and Joe Biden are maybe the exceptions). Too busy doing the work of the People?? And first three days of June, 2007, 16 USA soldiers killed however, "things are really and truly getting better, as this Surge thing is in fact, Unbelievable." This statement was made by Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper who was on his way to a fact-finding-meeting with Group Captain Lionel Mandrake and dubya the magnificent. Lopez reads the early news while humming "Twilight Time."