"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Yes it is true, the dubya Surge does remind lope of the May West Line so think about it for a moment---ho ho---And the meeting of senor Putin and usa president Merkin Muffley will take place at G-8 in a small chess game but of course we know one of the "players" does not know how to play as at their last match, Putin did a P-K4 and Merkin reached for his AK-47---and lopez reads that governor of Tejas is at the Bilderberger shindig---wow---now, lopez wonders if elected, would the legendary Kinky Friedman have also gone???? Oh hell yes, the Surge is super duper and is doing great according to General Buck Turgidson and yes there were 7 USA soldiers killed Saturday but, "It shore kudda been a hole lot wurse, " said Major T.J. "King" Kong. Lopez listens to Sgt. Pepper on the weekend of his 40th