USA Congress List of things to do while on vacation:

1. check on Iraq war 2. check 0n Afghanistan war 3. check on war breaking out in Pakistan 4. check on war between Kurds and Turks 5. check on North Korea 6. check on Iran for nucs and also to see if we have invaded 7. check on Russia 8. check on china 9. check on stock market 10. get Redskin tickets set up---lopez thinks of ham and eggs and recognizes that ham and eggs are a meal for some, and just a day's work for the chicken, but alas, a life time commitment for the pig---------