The Luck of the Maroons---Dubya and dicky running a hedge fund???

Lopez has learned of a new IPO/Hedge Fund investment that is so good and great that the boyz will not even tell the investor what it will invest in--It is most truly a Blind Trust and it is called, Top Secret Stuff; the opportunity of all lifetimes--already it is oversubscribed as marooons are lining up, writing checks and whispering...the hedge boyz running the fund have secret advisors and have stated that their deal is so good that the investor can never ever know about it and therefore, cannot ever lose money as no one will ever tell----just invest, relax and enjoy your life as you will never have to pour over monthly or quarterly or even annual reports as they will never be sent-- and a big plus, maybe the Most Important, is that the investor never has to worry about taxes as there is no reporting so this one-of-a-kind-investment is virtually, TAX FREE---This truly is the deal of all deals of all time---so praise the lord, brothers and sisters, as lopez stands in awe of Wall Street and D.C.