Two Jim Dandies on the economy and General Patton in the background

Not sure today what the B boyz are doing (bush and bernanke), but they are certainly throwing salt-peter to the maroons and thus hope to gain Time for SOMETHING??--the Credit headlock is worldwide and monstrous and while the B boyz are smugly smiling, well, the slime moves on...Lopez finds it both humorous and frightening that the creators of mass destruction are now concerned with their own public Image as in, "tough" for benny and, "always lending a hand" georgie--remember this ad? "Sorry Charlie, no Sunkist."---Lopez sees big time problems and worries about more big time diversions, aka, more wars-----

TICK TOCK...

of course we hear that this is a "sub-prime" problem and is well contained and those that tell us so are in two camps: (1) they do not know of what they speak ; (2) they dare not say----the truth is, we have a gigantic credit problem and as we know, credit has to have faith and trust and those have been shattered so that no one trusts anyone---the USA wall streeters and banksters have BAGGED their Asian and European Friends with shit paper, and have also Bagged or tried to bag their USA friends---lopez will describe the problem by asking you to imagine that AIDS could be spread by Touch--now how many infected would raise their hands? and how many of you would continue to hang out in crowds? and handshakes??The Trust is gone and is replaced with fear and caution by those that know...and how will this be resolved?????

You let Who in the Hen House??? Damn

so your federal reserve, which is neither federal or reserve, is giving more WMD's ($$$$$$) to Citigroup and Bank of America---MOTS-- And, no connection, ho ho ho, but Glass-Steagall came into being in 1932 and 1933, to keep the two Mobs apart, ie., banks and brokers, but whatta ya' know, ol' Glass got tossed out(1999), under billy boy clinton and his repig congressional pals and of course Big Al Greenie, the broker's pal--but the Genius award still rests solidly on dubya's head as he continues to show that solutions, and solving problems, and Truth, are not for the marooons, so he puts more and more grease on the Hide-Machine that spins all and makes any truth or hard fact disappear into his own little company, Slick-Wit-and-Grin, Inc., listed on the NYSE----

CHIEF-HAS-NO-CLUE READS WHAT????

DUBYA QUOTES FROM "THE QUIET AMERICAN," BY GRAHAM GREENE---OBVIOUSLY, CHIEF-HAS-NO-CLUE HAS NEVER READ AND BEING CONSISTENT, AS IN CONSISTENTLY WRONG, NEITHER HAS HIS "STAFF"---BUT GUESS WHAT, NONE OF THE DUMB-O-CRATS HAVE READ---PATHETIC CONTINUES

HUBRIS FOREVER

Dubya's arrogance comes easily, as hell, he is the son of a rich and famous family and everything he ever wanted, he got, including becoming pres of USA--so why would he ever doubt himself? why would he ever question any of this thoughts? why not believe god had blessed and talked to him---the material evidence is all there---so he took a country that was doing fine and believing he could make it better, he added war and debt and lies---he LEVERAGED all of the PAID-FOR ASSETS of the USA----and Wall Street and corporate America, hell, they are so arrogant because they found a way to make gillions, risk free, so they made Leverage a god and a way of life and put all of this leverage up as collateral with the USA as the ultimate backer----and now, we are about to get a lesson from the Ancient Greeks regarding Hubris--a knowledge we ignored in our own Arrogance------------------

the USA ONE PARTY SYSTEM STRIKES AGAIN

so what does dubya want IN Iraq? he wants time and more time----and today the clinton woman, ms helry, called for the resignation of Maliki of Iraq---just in time, thank you ma'am says dubya--of course if a new government in Iraq then is easy to say, hell yes, they just started so to be FAIR we need to give them time????hell yes maroons--it is the bush-clinton-bush-clinton-machine at work again---and you thought two political partys??? ho ho dumbo----see lopez of 7/20/07 for a refresher

Ronald Reagan Knows Bullshit--SEE GOOGLE

Okay, way back when, Ronnie knew-----DO A GOOGLE: REAGAN DIARIES, MAY 17, 1986---Read 'em and weep, maroooons---------------(hey, have a little sense of humor-----maybe ronnie did or did not say but hell, the thoughts are right on------------------

Lopez SEEKS ONE---ONLY ONE

Lopez would like once, one time only, since the boy king took over---all lopez wants is one goddamn time for ONE sonzabitch Democrat, aka, dumb o crat-----just one that would publicly, intelligently, logically and ruthlessly, tear down the total bullshit words that dubya heaps upon this world-----when????????

More Horseshit from dubya----How high can it get??? This boy king is giving history lessons?? shit

Please re read lopez of 3/31/07,"Another Pile..."----the arrogance of this dubya person is not to be believed---here is a leader that has done nothing but take this country down in every single phase and today we are sinking with wars and debts and the economy staggers and wobbles on debt and debt and debt and this person, this el presidente' is trying to compare himself to Truman and to compare Japan to Iraq----tell me, who in history would lie so openly and so consistently??? only moronic dictators-------

DEDICATION TO DUBYA, CONGRESS, WALL STREET, BANKSTERS--LOOK OUT BELOW, AMERICAN PESO

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
ALL THE KING'S HORSES
AND ALL THE KING'S MEN,
COULD NOT PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN.

AND A REMINDER THAT TO OUR BIG TIME PROBLEMS WITH WAR AND THE USA ECONOMY (DEBT), WE SADLY HAVE TO RELY ON THOSE THAT CREATED THESE AMERICAN WMD'S---LIES, LIES AND MORE LIES COMING AS USUAL---

Latest Polls reveal Most Wanted Jobs are USA President or USA Congress

The vote was 100% Yes, by the USA politicians when asked if they would do ANYTHING to stay in office or to gain office---Also, every congress person and the president indicated that they would stay in office and would want to stay in office, even if the country went into depression or was destroyed through a mistake of their own making----"Hell," said one leading congressman, "We got great benefits, good pay and a lotta power and awesome perks. Even if the country was totally gone, I would gladly serve and i know my colleagues would too." Lopez loves these visionaries.

CNN, GOD'S WARRIORS, 8/21, 22, 23 ---CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR

of course lopez knows nothing of these shows except that the very best is Christiane Amanpour and lopez also believes that the religions of the world, in their own self righteous arrogance, set people against people, thus adding instability to an already unstable group called human beings----so let us watch these shows as hopefully to lopez they hold great promise for knowledge and maybe even helpful knowledge--lopez misses the high-toned "smart" television shows of the fifties when lopez knows people were much smarter and a goddamned lot less spoiled and narcissistic----------------

A beginning for Ben but we are in a sea of icebergs all around Cape Horn

whoooweeee....Benny aka jim dandy, has steered us away from right-now danger but we are still in the killing field created by your fed and your congress and your leader, dubya the great---we need much more and then much more from fed as this economy is built upon total fabrication called DEBT---and if brownie, aka Ben, can stave this off, well then we need to stop the WARS and we need to STOP all borrowing and Stop congress from spending---we need to retrench and quit living like Kings on borrowed money---it will not be easy but believe Lopez, you can sleep at night------

Another Heck of a job Brownie (Benny) , but this time it will be the whole country

dubya and congress on vacation but credit market freezing over and word late today is that the commerical paper market is under the credit-derivative gun so if benny boy does nothing then you can very sadly look forward to a 1929 redoux---things are that bad and of course when you look at every single thing dubya has done and every single plan and every single person, well, it looks like we are screwed and this time it will not be like the Wars that connect with a few, this thing will make the USA the New Orleans of the world------and for more good news, Dean is a monster and will enter the Gulf in a couple of days---use weatherunderground.com to track.... Lopez hears the nearing thunder

The Thieves Of DC are killing us all and your children and grandchildren are in their sights

each time your president and your congress spends money they do not have, they borrow and print more money so they do not have to bother you with any problems and you think all is great--notice dubya always talks of taxes and democrats spending but never the sky high spending he has done and is doing? of course maroons have no clue about DILLUTION as they seem to always think Prices are higher and not that the dollar buying power is losing more and more each day---we are in a dream world that cannot continue and right now the markets are sending out loud warning shots so listen and take heed......

SHIT CONTINUES TO HAPPEN AS WE STAND ON THE TRACKS

lopez depressed today as he watches iraq continue to kill and economy dry-heaving and yet marooons have no clue---congress and dubya on vacation and god knows this country and this world would be so much better if these guys had always been on vacation---and it appears that WAR is FOREVER as the repig candidates are all war mongering political idiots and the dumb-ocrats will have Helllry and because she be a woman, she will want to show how tough and mean she can be so that means more war---hell she may even turn out to be a Dubya II----lopez is getting desperate and has been sending e mails to buffet and gates and al gore, pleading for a third party----have you read JEREMY GRANT today in the FT on the fall of rome and the USA??? end game is on and we are leaderless as clouds form on Cape Horn

DUBYA, if you hear Mate after you hear Check, this is nothing to do with Australia

given the lies and the war and the debt and the leadership here in the USA, one can safely and confidently be scared shitless. It, of course, may not happen, but we are so close to Meltdowns on so many fronts, that we need to be lucky to avoid and sadly the marooons have no idea as to what is going on....of course it is not logical, like believing in angels and gods and ghosts and that the earth is just 6000 years old, but lopez believes that the weather and the markets may be the Curse of Dubya aka Bad Bad Kharma from the head Repig and the clueless Dumb-ocrats-------

dubya pulls slightly ahead according to the Books in london

In a daring maneuver, dubya the great has created a credit thing that looks like it may take down the western world, thus giving dubya a slight lead over the favorite, bobby boy mugabe--This contest, for Leader of the Decade, has been too close to call up until now but,when asked, mugabe said, "bullshit--do not believe for a second that dubya is ahead---there is no way he can take out USA before I take out Zimbabwe--no fuckin' way." The Books in London have made dubya the great, even-money, while bobby boy is 2-1----lopez reads the racing form

VILIFY-VILIFY--maroons love the repigs and the dumbocrats

dubya thinks his tax cuts helped economy but of course as usual he is wrong; however have you heard anyone, like a dumb-o-crat, say anything?? No way jose'---ever hear of the greenspan/bernanke-printing-press and the BOJ-Game?? how about borrowing from the world?? how about big time low interest rates and money pots on every corner to suck in all marooons--And dubya does not count iraq or afghan in his budget---very cool---and the only OPTION dubya has is the Military---when he says ALL options are on the table, he lies...there is no diplomatic option or thinking option--he is all about intimidation and bravado and constant spin...but of course we are the maroons, so we understand that dumb is forever...

DOCTOR BEN DOES CHEMOTHERAPY

sitting at the bar in Tampico, drinking and gazing at the Bay, it was lopez and his pal Vince, legendary soccer coach, right before Vince died.
"YOu know lopez, these goddamned doctors, this whole medical game, I mean every fucking one of them, well, they want me alive for the money---dead, and I'm worthless to them. But this fucking chemo sucks big time."
Lopez sips and turns to Vince and sadly says, "Yeah Vince, the motherfuckers are killing you, trying to keep you alive."
"Fucked."
"Yes."
Vince died less than two months later.

100 BILLION PESOS FROM YOUR FED HEAD, BEN---THIS SONG'S FOR YOU BOY

"JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE...

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WENT TO MAINE,
GOT A TICKET ON A DC PLANE.
MR. DANDY DIDN'T NEED NO CHUTE.
HE WAS HIGH AND READY TO BOOT.

JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
GO, JIM DANDY. GO, JIM DANDY

I WAS SITTING ON A MOUNTAIN TOP.
30,000 FEET TO DROP.
TIED ME ON A RUNAWAY HORSE
UH HUH, THAT'S RIGHT, OF COURSE.

JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE///GO JIM DANDY, GO JIM DANDY

Is it time to pay Mr Piper?

dubya and the boyz kept taxes down by borrowing and kept marooons borrowing by keeping interest rates low and how about those that wanted a higher return? " Oh hell yes mr pension fund, ms state teacher's fund; mr endowment fund---hell, everyone in the world looking for SAFETY aNd HIGH YIELD?? Well, I am mr wall street, mr bush administration make 'em happy; mr banker that will give you happy stuff----we have CDOs at AAA rating and very high interest---come one , come all, step right up and sign right here...

Interview with 'Merican Maroon aka MM

Hey Maroon, how goes the Iraq war today?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how is the war in Afghanistan doing?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how about Basra, Pakistan, and Iran?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how about Congress and dubya and the i Rack government?
"Hell boy, everything everywhere is great."
Hey Maroon, how be the stock market?
"God damn boy, all is great, i mean you gotta quit thinking. Hell, play some golf or cards or do some traveling--hell man, plan a party --it's the good old summertime boy. Relax, leave the driving to Them."

That ain't the gawdamned script---shut them up----boy king

yesterday afghanistan says hell yes Iran has been very helpful and dubya stuttered----today Maliki says hell yes, Iran is very Helpful and we can do a deal and we want USA TROOPS OUT----soombitch, if only we had some leaders who agreed-----lopez laments

three strikes you're out at the old ball game

very bad that now we have heard from boy king for the third time in one week on stocks and the economy---think about it----sorry to say but this guy "won" two elections and with EVERYTHING else he has been 100% wrong or deceptive---could the boyz lose control of this monster greed machine? can there be a revival of the Greenspan Put---a bernanke put??? remember, your dubya and congress and the fed brought you this shit---- we wait we watch as the PPT goes into overdrive

"...Something's happening here..." or, Hello Zimbabwe? Dubya here...

when dubya is on the tube twice in one week, a la bobby Mugabe, and he is telling us that the economy is great and all is great, well, look out and watch your ass as something big is festering...The CDO monster is everywhere so is impossible to hide but the boyz are trying to ignore...now if you have 90% of your assets in downtown Beirut or New Orleans or Baghdad...damn, no wonder you are worried...Of course it is the WE that will pay but would it not be a juicy irony if the GREED of the world's Greediest, snared them---if before they could dump their toxic waste, they were discovered and had to keep....and Fannie May and Freddie Mac to the rescue???ho ho--they can't even do a financial--but oh, that is the game...give the Public the Mushroom treatment...lopez worried as the saki-soaked-yen revives against the wishes of the Triple B gang--(Bush--Bernanke---Bank of Japan)

Hey Pervez, check this Executive Order Out---ah think it's a fit for ya

and with big time Muslim country Pakistan, with many many NUCS, well hell, the country is falling apart through revolution and General Pervez Musharraf, El Presidente', is on the ropes but gets a phone call from dubya the great saying, hell Perveeeeez, declare a gawdamned 'mergency and just take over the damned thing----hell fire, i already did an Executive Order that allows me to do anything if there is a problem---so go for it perveez, go for it now----lopez watching the dubya -destruction -machine spread.

at the Lopez' Saloon, El Libertad, in Tampico, patrons pissed off at Lopez

Lopez sits and sips and patrons say, "Lopez, you crazy sombitch, you scarin' hell out of us, the way you say the USA government lies and lies all the time about everything and that the president is loco and sees himself as the big hombre', John Wayne."
Easy patrons, says lopez, easy does it---of course the USA lies, as dubya thinks he is king and USA is his empire---so do not fear being afraid, use this knowledge to prepare---and you prepare by saving and saving, and no debt---hear me: cut out all debt asap---live quietly within yourself, as soon, this dubya will take the world over the cliff---and now, a round for all on lopez, and keep 'em comin just like Johnny Wayne in Lopez favorite, "Donovan's Reef"

Sake' slurped upon Lopez---sorry guys

wow, Falling-Yen bitch slaps lopez---so sensitive--but ah so, we shall wait and we shall watch you carefully sake'boyz---and USA continues to prod all citizens to go deeper into debt and buy buy buy and we as Government borrow borrow borrow and dubya today says hell, we be great with everything....yadddaddda yadddaddda (he has no clue) and so, with BOJ in hand, we give the finger to the world and china owns our paper and Pakistan with NUCS grows more and more dangerous and dubya strums and strums and humms---lopez sees the magic powder from the Carry gang, the B twins, BOJ&BENNY BOY, that instantly solves the Markets' woes---Hey maroons, good day to go and buy some CDOs??? Now let's see, if we could only get a price--damn

SPEECH TIME? Si Si--WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, PLEASE CALL ASAP--D. PETRAEUS, BAGHDAD

NEVER in the history of the world, has a leader been 100% wrong on everything---a record guaranteed to never be broken

No electricity in Baghdad and no water in Baghdad and millions of people dying and starving and leaving and being murdered each day and every day and USA losing around 4 soldiers per day and Britain just reached 165 dead and Iraqi government leaving each day---in the history of warfare, diplomacy, tact, planning, strategy, spending and wasting money and resources and any kind of smarts or thinking...by any measure in any time, given any endeavor, this Iraq war is and has been a total disaster for all except the EGO driven DUBYA, the boy king, who one day will reign as the Numero Uno of all time worst leaders---lopez in shock reading of Iraq and wondering if USA citizens understand how low this leader has taken us as a people

TORA TORA TORA---Could this Tiger start rising???

while we have watched the d c boys and dubya the great and mideast and all of the dubya wars and everything else that seems to be coming apart slowly but surely, well damn it, lopez is finding through his reading of many many smart ones that the real big time world Cabal is your own Federal Reserve and the Bank of Japan(BOJ) as in the Yen Carry Trade, the source of the world's cheapest money--this power hungry heart of greed and control, may be slowly coming apart because they may have taken one too many steps-- lopez waits as this newly found Titanic steams out of the fog, toward Cape Horn--lopez sips sake' with sashimi while wondering if it may be sayonara for the Falling-Yen????

huevos con matzo?? Ay Chiwawa

In the eighties at 8 am and lopez readys for the show of "Sunday Morning" and then the Sunday talkies and a morning swim and then lox and bagels, etc. and matzo brie with juice and coffee-- maybe a danish--muy bueno

tied for the lead--yes--dubya and mugabe

both dubya and mugabe today got their new Surveillance laws passed and now are still neck to neck for "Leader of the Decade"--The USA Senate, anxious to get out of town, told dubya, do whatever you want and we'll leave you our power of attorney as we are in a hurry to hit the beach--MOTS-- Also, dubya will TELL the HOUSE to also pass this damned thing or stay in town--of course the little housies will fold quickly----And , some wisdom from 1787,a Scottish history professor, Alexander Tyler: "...a democracy is always temporary as it exists up until voters discover over time, that they can vote themselves power and generous gifts from the public treasury.
Then, the majority will vote only for those that promise the most and ask of them, the least. The result is a collapsed democracy due to out of control fiscal policies. A dictatorship always follows..." Lopez wonders why it seems that all of the smart people are dead???

"...Everybody look what's going down..."

of course no one knows what will happen from here in the markets but if BAD, well remember it all started with big al Greenspan and billy boy clinton but then Dubya the great, and the Fed and the Bank of Japan, and then along came China and wow, they all took the game to the major leagues as the Bushy Boyz and Congress lied and borrowed and lied and borrowed and lied and borrowed and lied and borrowed---and all the while, us maroons, sucked it up and borrowed too and we bought and bought and spent and spent and it was a great party for the rich and the super rich but us marooons got the anvil around the neck...we wait we watch as Cape Horn nears and Lopez stands beside the sculpture of the Albatross

VILIFY----dubya and his gang, their own 11th commandment

better re read the two lopez of 6/30/07 as citizen reminders and buffalo time----and AHM, the mortgage company that has announced it is closing, well, they are a Prime Mortgage Company and as we all know the media and the wall streeters are telling us IT is only a sub-prime problem and is contained---more horseshit from your leaders----And yes, finally Lopez has come up with the perfect word for the repugs, their spokespeople, and Dubya himself---well, see the heading at the top por favor---lopez lounges

another "Brownie" Visit--pathetic continues

lopez has been baffled for years as to why the USA marooons have put up with both congress and dubya and wars and debt and constant lies about almost everything--now lopez sees dubya heading for Minnesota and of course congress people all over television---pathetic is the word and has been for years---sorry to say, but the bad shit out there, created by USA government with help of USA citizens, well...but the one thing lopez knows about dubya and that is, he has no shame and cannot be embarrassed--winning two elections are the fault of the people but having no sense is the fault of dubya...after Katrina, a dubya visit might be considered a hex...lopez wonders what is next with so many many problems piling up in USA while the spinners spin and spin 24/7

That damn Surge Amigos, is gawddamned brilliant

so at one of lopez' hangouts, Tampico on the Gulf, the local "Fans of Dubya in Tampico" ask lopez a most serious question: "Senor Lopez, we love dubya the magnificent but we are confused. Can you explain the Iraq thing of dubyas called the Surge? por favor"
Of course, lopez replied and sipping a cerveza he talked--now in each and every city in 'merica there is a place like Nuevo Laredo, in other words, a shit place with bad people, and you never go at anytime because of good chance of being killed. So, the Surge would send 10,000 soldiers into Nuevo Laredo, or any bad section of any city, and they would take over and control and wipe out the bad guys. This is the dubya Baghdad surge. Now, many call this an occupation and ask what happens if the bad guys go elsewhere or the soldiers leave---Dubya says is good if bad guys go elsewhere as long as it is not USA and soldiers have to stay to make things safe, but it is not an occupation, but is a Surge---and also dubya-lovers, you must love the Surge or learn to love it--even fake it if you have to--gracias and buenas noches, lopez

Dumb is Forever, gawd dam et

Lopez has smart friend, Herbert the great, who points out that we in USA are having to import people for the "big brain" jobs and also our high school dropout rate is increasing and if you watch tv or many parts of the news, you will see they are dumbed down more and more and if you look at the interests of "mericans, you will find sports, shopping, cell phones, shopping, etc., etc.--BUT, these people are easier to control and that is the goal---recall, the Romans, when things got rocky, well, they provided, on a constant basis, a circus and free bread and this kept the maroons happy---so keep 'em religious and keep 'em uneducated and you have the formula for power and control----lopez likes alfred e. newman

MORE Chutzpah from w and dicky, aka the war and debt boys

lopez hears dubya's "snow job" say that the states should take care of things....cool...dubya spends a trillion on war and how much on FOOD? WATER? INFRASTRUCTURE? BORDERS? PORTS?--In reality, outside of WAR, what has dubya done???? LOpez knows: WAR AND DEBT, the legacy of boy king...

ONE TRILLION BUCKS?? pathetic

Lopez hears today that the Iraq dubya-war will cost one TRILLION bucks and he wonders why this leader and these leaders of this USA did not do THINGS other than war with this money--can you imagine the trillions of good things that could have been done--damn---the vision of our leaders does not exist---they are only about EGO---And seeing the market today, one notices the nice turn around but it was a big pile of first of month money, along with another big pile from Uncle Ben...anyway, be wary- this market is Custer's Last Stand and the boyz will try anything but in reality there may be some problems with this continued massive influx of liquidity called dolllars, fresh off the press--going 24/7, the presses are now on triple time with demands from equites and CDOs---lopez thinks of zimbabwe and the weimar

Does History Repeat???????

Have you noticed that USA is into a big time war in Iraq and one in Afghanistan and also, dubya says, there is a war on terror and so the USA is building up big monster DEBT and all the while the Chinese and Russians are rapidly increasing their GDPs and their Military----And do you know this is the exact same scenario that Russia was in, during the 1980s before they went boom---lopez curious why human beings make the same mistakes over and over and over and yet, always believe they are right and also always believe god is with them....odd

"...There's a man with a gun over there..."

Of course you have noticed that the leading candidates for pres of USA are all tough talking kick ass Hawks and each cannot wait to out TOUGH the other---maybe dubya is the perfect leader for this country that seems to have lost the ability to think versus fight--so i am thinking that our low scores, world wide,in math, science, reading, etc., are not due to a bad system--hell, we may just be plain old DUMB----how else can one explain getting dubya twice and having an Oinkster congress for years and then, look at who we have to choose from as pres----lopez knows shit happens