dubya pulls slightly ahead according to the Books in london

In a daring maneuver, dubya the great has created a credit thing that looks like it may take down the western world, thus giving dubya a slight lead over the favorite, bobby boy mugabe--This contest, for Leader of the Decade, has been too close to call up until now but,when asked, mugabe said, "bullshit--do not believe for a second that dubya is ahead---there is no way he can take out USA before I take out Zimbabwe--no fuckin' way." The Books in London have made dubya the great, even-money, while bobby boy is 2-1----lopez reads the racing form