goddamn, it really is---the duke, john wayne as the Roughrider, aka, TR

in the middle of the night, AF One spirals into Baghdad International, then, in a mighty convoy, dubya and the gang head over to the new castle on the banks of the Tigris, publicly called the US embassy, but in reality, the new home, a la Saddam, and of course emulating the Czars, oh yes, the new home of the soon to be announced Mid East Council of Democracy; and ruling from this highly fortified Palace, John W aka Dubya the magnificent---and one could ask, "how can dubya rule the USA and Iraq and the Middle East?" Hell fire boyz and girls, gawd is on his side as throughout the palace, "ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS" blares 24/7----praise de' lawd brothers 'n sisters, and get ready for the judgment day...lopez plays Nostradamus as dubya heads for Anbar province on his way outta Dodge...