Ode to the Derivative Kings

and in all the rooms everywhere, the very best and brightest, from the very finest schools; and all had mba's and more, and computers and math were walks in the park; and all knew the word "genius" and they whispered it and looked at them with envy, as they had created the greatest sure thing ever and it was riskless and they would all be revered; and rich for all time and for all men to know and worship forever and ever......RIP