Best Sellers

two hot new books: "War for Dummies" by dubya; "Baghdad on forty dollars" by h. clinton.-----lopez

What and Who?

i took a poll of all my white friends and none of them knew a single soldier in Iraq, and none of them knew the monthly pay of a soldier in Iraq--no officers please. and i would like to ask you to take a poll yourself: do you know any usa soldiers in Iraq and do you know their monthly pay??? ah yes, it is good to be a maroooon-------shopping anyone?---lopez

????????

senor---are you aware of a bill in congress to control the internet? keep seeing vague references and one even said it was going to be or has been, attached to an ethics bill?????end of internet?lopez

Love My Wind Sock and Go Maroons

by and large in my view the last few years in america the politicians are more and more driven by polls that have become quite sophisticated-----so, i propose that we replace the eagle as our national symbol and start using the WIND SOCK----of course you can have the name of your party or candidate on your WIND SOCK and also pick either red or blue; and also i would suggest adding a new color, yellow. WIND SOCKS will certainly brighten many neighborhoods and highlight the BASIS of our political beliefs.----lopez