Hey, What That Be?

2/21/07 and gold, wheat and corn moving up while marooons watch the dow and dubya and dicky watch e rack and e ran and their own asses------gold up $20 plus today and small mention on cnbs---aw hell, debt means nothin' say the idiots from this admin plus those who know better, but ain't talkin', that be the greatest scam ever, THE FED R AL Reserve aka how to fuck most all 'mericans---so buy wheat, corn and gold silver and keep on thy helmet and ANYTIME any one in Power talks, turn off quickly-----and the band plays on....--------------lopez continues to plant

Well, Hello Aldous H.

yes today was indulgence day for lopez as ms lopez took him to a place called "NAILS & SPA"---it was the old manicure, pedicure, paraffin, massage---quite nice and lopez watched as customers entered and their first move was to put down purse and take out cell phone and then indulge---lopez understands why women are so much more civilized than men----and looking around at this brave new world, it took lopez back to the old days of "Barbershops" and his favorite was in the basement of the Brown Palace where the legendary barber, Curly, was the man-----lopez pampered

HO HO HO

i see and hear on cable the congress people telling me how good the congress is; i see and hear the administration tell me how good they are; i hear the military tell me how so and so is the best leader ever; i hear the courts tell me that they work fairly and wonderfully; and so on...each group has its own members telling me how good they are.......and then i see iraq, afghan, the shit built up by congress and then going back to the o j trial and seeing some of the smith thing in florida, well, guys and goils, admit it, we are truly surrounded by arrogant oinkers seeking fame and cash---lopez knows dr suess loved green chili with his ham-----and how be yo pork bud?

As Usual, A Day or Two Late

all of a sudden the usa is talking of afghanistan---damn---for three years any one that can read has known we control parts of Kabul and that is all---and the whole tora bora area and the whole country is wide open---dubya has been telling us we are "WINNING" in afghan---see tony snow, snowing all the time----we have 20,000 troops there---ruskies had 150,000 in afghan and lost many times as , to repeat, these guys play rope a dope, and possum-----go dubya, once again, dumb is forever-------------------lopez sips tequilla, PATRON Anejo 80 with salt and lime--go muchachos

Miss Otis Regrets

Lopez has two media girlfriends, rita v of the nation and dana priest of w post and just now saw on Keith o show the thing on walter reed by dana priest and i am wondering why this congress and the citizens of this usa are not screaming fucking mad---rats in hospitals? filth in hospitals? and troops with no body armor and hummers with no armor and billions of $$$ lost and last year the repugs used BRAC, Base re alignment and closure-----and no democrat i have heard is screaming and punching and kicking----damn sick bastards-----lopez now wants webb for pres and also to start kicking ass in the senate--these people in congress are pathetic---lopez will e mail names asap---------a very pissed again lopez

So's Your Old Man

well now, world population to 7 billion by 2012---an increase of 4x since 1900 and doubled since 1960----and the looonie tunes hate abortion? they gonna love Soylent Green------and talk of billy C, ex pres, going to senate for Hill? jesus, will these arrogant folks just see the line in the song, "excuse me while i disappear." and are we watching closely? now that Irack has imploded, it looks to lopez that ol' crafty karl and dubya, in memory of lee atwater, are quietly beating a retreat with many traps waiting the ever-dumb dems---oh, and ms c says hey, if you do not like my eye rack vote, then vote for someone else----damn, thank you miss hilry, i sho does feel betta now that you gonna let me decide fo myself..-------------lopez eats tacos

Lopez Strikes Backs

so lopez goes to party at muy elegante' casa of local neo con repug who for some odd reason has liked lopez, and only god knows why...anyway, i will call him Billy N., well, billy boy is telling stories to his flunkie pals and he says that "clintons' shit with monica was much worse than anything george w has done"----and his group smiled and nodded, looking pleased----so lopez says, "billy boy, you and your pals are equating getting a blow job with going to war? well sonofa bitch, that tells me that you have zero fucking experience with either one."------lopez leaves festivities