Dandy Don Sings Again

in the view of lopez, since 1960 we have only had presidents who were politicians as they were good communicators and good on television and able to appeal to the ever growing population of maroons (the old dumbing down of 'merica)---anyway, it is now time that we in usa find a leader, a statesman type, a leader with ideas and the will and ability to achieve these ideas----the time of politicians is over as we are in great danger-----so marooons, "turn out the lights, the party's over"---we cannot afford more politicians who know how to win-----Leaders come into the light por favor-----lopez waves a lantern in the dark

It Is Our Gawd Given Right

just like bushie boy since just before 2000 i now hear the clintonistas sounding to me like they are the best and the brightest and the most deserving and are Entitled---their supporters gush and goo and say oh boy, billy would be such a wonderful senator and oh boy hillary is so experienced and is so wonderful and even hilry says, hey , if you get tough with me, i gonna slap u round---boy o boy we in the usa are so lucky----let's see, we had 8 with billy and going on 8 with bushie and ain't things great? and do not forget the bottom line when the clintons tell you how great they are and were: they in fact did give us all Dubya----billy has brains and has charisma but face facts, his presidency was very mediocre----promises promises=artistic bullshit-----better than W but hell, so is everyone in history-----------------lopez hears the sucking sound

The Old Peter Principal

lopez used to spend sunday mornings at the legendary Night Shift Saloon but now from many coasts he watches cable news and damn, here he is, henry Kissemeeee with the deep voice----he is book smart but lopez cannot find one single instance in the last 40 years where henry the k has been right---but marooons keep listening and media keep asking...mots as usual...lopez amused

Whatta Guy

so dubya, where did u get the idea for the surge? well , hell, was listenen to the song "blue surge shoes" and it hit me-----you know, shoes, boots on the ground , soldiers, iraq, well hell it all came together in a flash---maybe from gawd? the blue surge is what i wanted to call it, but dicky said, keep it simple, just use surge---it all works in mysterious ways, like 'lections-----lopez lurks

Dubya Has Been Here Before

lopez is depressed that usa has this little Dubya boy as our leader but casually looking through history it is quite obvious that the Rule of All Days is that governments continuously fuck the people---now take as an example a german boy born to a german farmer in 1900--as a teenager he is most fortunate to become a soldier in WWI---then out of the army he gets to enjoy 15 years of hyper inflation and depression----then along comes adolf and this poor sob is back in the army for WWII--and then for the second time his country is broken and defeated---so at age 50? and take japan? and those that were killed in korea or Nam? oh, have dems taken over yet? damn, these "PARTIES" look the same, as in identical----------lopez sips the kool aid

Tis Weimar Time in U S of A

so the guy says, ya know a few years ago i could buy 10 beets for one dollar and now it takes a dollar to buy one beet---damn, them beets is sho gettin' 'spensive-------sorry maroon, it is not the beets, it is that the usa peso aka dollar is buying less and less each day as the dubya gang with the fed has taken "screw the public" to a whole new level------and we read of the day when a wheelbarrow full of money was needed for a loaf of bread and lopez says, hey we be moving rapidly that direction-----from good old e. e. cummings, "Buffalo Bill's defunct..."--lopez raises tamale price

In Big Ben and Dubya We Trust

yes, senate will soon revert to repugs as joeee leaves and of course dubya also has the fed, the supreme court, the military, most judgeships, FOX nues, and even though the house is democratic, well, we see how whoosie they are----and if all citizens of usa were paid in some foreign currency, not the usa dollar, they might be a touch nervous---why? marooons believe that usa dollar is better than others in the world---------but maroons, look carefully, look closely as usa is in fact moving rapidly into the world of banana republics as their printing of dollars 24/7 is dilluting big time----oh well, it's only money; oh well, it's only debt; oh well, je'sus loves us------each day the 'merican peso gets worse and each day Fox nues gains viewers-----gotta love dem lemmings----go dubya go as de bible tol' ya so-------------------------------lopez watches trough