Interviews with five Dem's on Iraq and Pres seekers

Question: Should the USA pull the soldiers out of Iraq over the next six months? #1---Yes, but I cannot vote that way as I might not get re elected and I am very important. #2----Yes, but I cannot vote that way as I might not get re elected and I am very important. #3---Yes, but I cannot vote that way as I might not get re elected and I am very important. #4 Yes, but I cannot vote that way as I might not get re elected and I am very important. #5--Yes, but I cannot vote that way as I might not get re elected and I am very important.
When asked the same question, the democratic presidential candidates said they would answer the question after they were able to fully understand how many votes were involved and in which direction. One candidate even fell to the ground, looking around for voters.
lopez does reporting

Both Partys are Disasters

Lopez sees the possibility, small on the horizon, but, a possibility, that both of the political parties in the USA will implode and disappear. Under dubya the re pugs are quite clearly destroying the USA and the whole world and the Dem's, under everybody and nobody, are so frightened, so fearful, so worried about saying or doing the wrong thing, well, they are showing that they cannot make any decisions from conviction. How great it would be if we could create TWO New Party's---wow----send all of the present group somewhere, anywhere, to bitch and moan at each other.---think Jackie Gleason, "how sweet..."---- Lopez only hopes

rub a dub dub with dubya and ms speaker in the same tub

Now that all the boyz and girls are in the tub, what can they do to make it NICE? Okay, it's the old play it again Media and again and again---and what is it they play? They play the new favorite, "The Surge is Going Great and Getting Better All the Time"---this will take off the heat and allow USA to stay in Iraq in a most wonderful war---dubya the wonder-boy, military genius, does it again and any who are reporting otherwise are gone like IMUS as in NOW------so once again , happiness is a good lie told over and over and over per Herr Karl---------------lopez ponders the continuing spinning bull shit

Who said, "The play's the thing"?????---oh yes, lopez

Of course it was a faulty boiler that blew up and sunk the Maine but the Hearst boyz and the gummit boyz decided it was to be WAR so the ol' Maine was "blown up--sabotaged"----and right now, how many ships does the boy king have in the Straits of Hormuz???That many? And Carriers too? wow, boy king, you be cool-----and it looks like a coalition of the willing has been formed as in the Dems and the Repugs who have decided that the way to retain power is more and bigger wars so have you noticed that the SURGE is being enlarged---yes, boys and girls, more SURGE and then good things from the media and damn, the war can go on without any withdrawal-----hallelujah-------lopez peers into the crystal ball

Dreamland Maroons, Wake Up to Reality

The Republicans who are still Republicans are either totally stupid or are part of the truly desperate who are sucking on the tit of power as the Republican Party ruled by dubya and the boyz has no resemblance to anything Republican throughout history. And, the Democrats who are still Democrats are also either sucking on the tit of power or are unable to see that anything resembling the Democratic Party is totally gone. Both Parties are now 100% under control of the world of corporate bottom-liners and military hypesters which equates into power, and money in their pockets. Have any Democrats noticed that the current rhetoric falls very very far from the actual facts of any matters? THINK THIRD PARTY and latch onto a whole new group of candidates-----lopez munches a tamale