First Question for both the Democratic and Republican Debates: How do you spell FUCKED???

Lopez looking forward to the Democratic and Republican debates like he looks forward to a game of baseball which to lopez, sucks, and is quite boring too---and while the Democratic "group" is there, lopez suspects they are each being paid mucho dineros by the PTB, aka, the owner of the party, aka, the Clintonistas who are paying each of the "master-baters" so IT will look like a real race in which Hellry can triumph. And for both groups, do you think anyone will ask why none of them, not a one of them, took the time to read the National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iraq before they voted for war??(Ron Paul and Joe Biden are maybe the exceptions). Too busy doing the work of the People?? And first three days of June, 2007, 16 USA soldiers killed however, "things are really and truly getting better, as this Surge thing is in fact, Unbelievable." This statement was made by Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper who was on his way to a fact-finding-meeting with Group Captain Lionel Mandrake and dubya the magnificent. Lopez reads the early news while humming "Twilight Time."

Voice of the Past Nails the Present

Okay, lopez does not like political types but look for, on BOOK TV, look for Victor Gold and his speech about his book, "Invasion of the Party Snatchers"----much good stuff about the ruination of USA and repugs by dubya and the boyz, and when he told of vp dicky boy, every day traveling the 2 miles from where he lives to the WH, and each time, little dicky has an entourage of 12-18 cars and sirens blaring----EGO ON THE MOVE IN OLD DC----does that not remind you of George C. Scott in "Patton" with sirens blaring as he roared to his new command in North Africa??? lopez recalls George C., an all time favorite who hung at ol' Mizzou a brief time

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Yes it is true, the dubya Surge does remind lope of the May West Line so think about it for a moment---ho ho---And the meeting of senor Putin and usa president Merkin Muffley will take place at G-8 in a small chess game but of course we know one of the "players" does not know how to play as at their last match, Putin did a P-K4 and Merkin reached for his AK-47---and lopez reads that governor of Tejas is at the Bilderberger shindig---wow---now, lopez wonders if elected, would the legendary Kinky Friedman have also gone???? Oh hell yes, the Surge is super duper and is doing great according to General Buck Turgidson and yes there were 7 USA soldiers killed Saturday but, "It shore kudda been a hole lot wurse, " said Major T.J. "King" Kong. Lopez listens to Sgt. Pepper on the weekend of his 40th

Damn sonzabitch. How 'bout dem goddamned beets?

Another Sunday Morning so good morning Kris K.--and here we go, getting ready for G-8 in Heiligendamm, Germany, home of the best ever for Lopez, Steak Tartare---love the ol' Cannib'aal----and are we watching Turkey? Are we seeing the Kurds getting squeezed? what mean? Buffalo time again? and as the 600 million dollar USA Embassy in Iraq nears completion, are we aware how many more of "These" things are being built in Iraq? Yes maroons, we do be in fact the Mushrooms as we have the same diet---and maybe casually you listen to the BOYZ OF DUBYA who tell you there is no inflation and then you scratch your head at the gas station or the grocery store or everywhere....so lopez says, go back to the Lopez blurb of 2/25/07 on the Weimar and re read as you ain't seen nothin' yet....lopez grinding the Imus beans before a morning swim