another "Brownie" Visit--pathetic continues

lopez has been baffled for years as to why the USA marooons have put up with both congress and dubya and wars and debt and constant lies about almost everything--now lopez sees dubya heading for Minnesota and of course congress people all over television---pathetic is the word and has been for years---sorry to say, but the bad shit out there, created by USA government with help of USA citizens, well...but the one thing lopez knows about dubya and that is, he has no shame and cannot be embarrassed--winning two elections are the fault of the people but having no sense is the fault of dubya...after Katrina, a dubya visit might be considered a hex...lopez wonders what is next with so many many problems piling up in USA while the spinners spin and spin 24/7

That damn Surge Amigos, is gawddamned brilliant

so at one of lopez' hangouts, Tampico on the Gulf, the local "Fans of Dubya in Tampico" ask lopez a most serious question: "Senor Lopez, we love dubya the magnificent but we are confused. Can you explain the Iraq thing of dubyas called the Surge? por favor"
Of course, lopez replied and sipping a cerveza he talked--now in each and every city in 'merica there is a place like Nuevo Laredo, in other words, a shit place with bad people, and you never go at anytime because of good chance of being killed. So, the Surge would send 10,000 soldiers into Nuevo Laredo, or any bad section of any city, and they would take over and control and wipe out the bad guys. This is the dubya Baghdad surge. Now, many call this an occupation and ask what happens if the bad guys go elsewhere or the soldiers leave---Dubya says is good if bad guys go elsewhere as long as it is not USA and soldiers have to stay to make things safe, but it is not an occupation, but is a Surge---and also dubya-lovers, you must love the Surge or learn to love it--even fake it if you have to--gracias and buenas noches, lopez

Dumb is Forever, gawd dam et

Lopez has smart friend, Herbert the great, who points out that we in USA are having to import people for the "big brain" jobs and also our high school dropout rate is increasing and if you watch tv or many parts of the news, you will see they are dumbed down more and more and if you look at the interests of "mericans, you will find sports, shopping, cell phones, shopping, etc., etc.--BUT, these people are easier to control and that is the goal---recall, the Romans, when things got rocky, well, they provided, on a constant basis, a circus and free bread and this kept the maroons happy---so keep 'em religious and keep 'em uneducated and you have the formula for power and control----lopez likes alfred e. newman

MORE Chutzpah from w and dicky, aka the war and debt boys

lopez hears dubya's "snow job" say that the states should take care of things....cool...dubya spends a trillion on war and how much on FOOD? WATER? INFRASTRUCTURE? BORDERS? PORTS?--In reality, outside of WAR, what has dubya done???? LOpez knows: WAR AND DEBT, the legacy of boy king...