Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Hey Pervez, check this Executive Order Out---ah think it's a fit for ya

and with big time Muslim country Pakistan, with many many NUCS, well hell, the country is falling apart through revolution and General Pervez Musharraf, El Presidente', is on the ropes but gets a phone call from dubya the great saying, hell Perveeeeez, declare a gawdamned 'mergency and just take over the damned thing----hell fire, i already did an Executive Order that allows me to do anything if there is a problem---so go for it perveez, go for it now----lopez watching the dubya -destruction -machine spread.

at the Lopez' Saloon, El Libertad, in Tampico, patrons pissed off at Lopez

Lopez sits and sips and patrons say, "Lopez, you crazy sombitch, you scarin' hell out of us, the way you say the USA government lies and lies all the time about everything and that the president is loco and sees himself as the big hombre', John Wayne."
Easy patrons, says lopez, easy does it---of course the USA lies, as dubya thinks he is king and USA is his empire---so do not fear being afraid, use this knowledge to prepare---and you prepare by saving and saving, and no debt---hear me: cut out all debt asap---live quietly within yourself, as soon, this dubya will take the world over the cliff---and now, a round for all on lopez, and keep 'em comin just like Johnny Wayne in Lopez favorite, "Donovan's Reef"

Sake' slurped upon Lopez---sorry guys

wow, Falling-Yen bitch slaps lopez---so sensitive--but ah so, we shall wait and we shall watch you carefully sake'boyz---and USA continues to prod all citizens to go deeper into debt and buy buy buy and we as Government borrow borrow borrow and dubya today says hell, we be great with everything....yadddaddda yadddaddda (he has no clue) and so, with BOJ in hand, we give the finger to the world and china owns our paper and Pakistan with NUCS grows more and more dangerous and dubya strums and strums and humms---lopez sees the magic powder from the Carry gang, the B twins, BOJ&BENNY BOY, that instantly solves the Markets' woes---Hey maroons, good day to go and buy some CDOs??? Now let's see, if we could only get a price--damn

SPEECH TIME? Si Si--WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, PLEASE CALL ASAP--D. PETRAEUS, BAGHDAD