DOCTOR BEN DOES CHEMOTHERAPY

sitting at the bar in Tampico, drinking and gazing at the Bay, it was lopez and his pal Vince, legendary soccer coach, right before Vince died.
"YOu know lopez, these goddamned doctors, this whole medical game, I mean every fucking one of them, well, they want me alive for the money---dead, and I'm worthless to them. But this fucking chemo sucks big time."
Lopez sips and turns to Vince and sadly says, "Yeah Vince, the motherfuckers are killing you, trying to keep you alive."
"Fucked."
"Yes."
Vince died less than two months later.

100 BILLION PESOS FROM YOUR FED HEAD, BEN---THIS SONG'S FOR YOU BOY

"JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE...

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WENT TO MAINE,
GOT A TICKET ON A DC PLANE.
MR. DANDY DIDN'T NEED NO CHUTE.
HE WAS HIGH AND READY TO BOOT.

JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE
GO, JIM DANDY. GO, JIM DANDY

I WAS SITTING ON A MOUNTAIN TOP.
30,000 FEET TO DROP.
TIED ME ON A RUNAWAY HORSE
UH HUH, THAT'S RIGHT, OF COURSE.

JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE///GO JIM DANDY, GO JIM DANDY

Is it time to pay Mr Piper?

dubya and the boyz kept taxes down by borrowing and kept marooons borrowing by keeping interest rates low and how about those that wanted a higher return? " Oh hell yes mr pension fund, ms state teacher's fund; mr endowment fund---hell, everyone in the world looking for SAFETY aNd HIGH YIELD?? Well, I am mr wall street, mr bush administration make 'em happy; mr banker that will give you happy stuff----we have CDOs at AAA rating and very high interest---come one , come all, step right up and sign right here...

Interview with 'Merican Maroon aka MM

Hey Maroon, how goes the Iraq war today?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how is the war in Afghanistan doing?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how about Basra, Pakistan, and Iran?
"Damn fine. Boys are kicking ass."
Hey Maroon, how about Congress and dubya and the i Rack government?
"Hell boy, everything everywhere is great."
Hey Maroon, how be the stock market?
"God damn boy, all is great, i mean you gotta quit thinking. Hell, play some golf or cards or do some traveling--hell man, plan a party --it's the good old summertime boy. Relax, leave the driving to Them."