Right Wing Christians cast friendly eyes toward Gay-Free Iran

The President of Iran made a stunning announcement to the world today that Iran had no Gays, as in totally free of Gays, or as the world press called it, Gay-Free-Iran. Travel and real estate agents all over America reported much increased traffic from right wing Christians seeking to visit, maybe even move to Iran, or at least consider a second home, as many desperately want a totally Gay-Free environment. President amada johnajab of Iran could not be reached for comment.