USA Citizen/taxpayers being issued extra large bottles of Vaseline

Dubya and Congress are saving your ass from terrorists by having a war in Iraq and Afghanistan and now Dubya and Congress are going to save your ass from economic depression by allowing you to Bail out the banks and brokers that have bankrupted the economy--you get to fight the wars and also to assume all the monetary mistakes of the Rulers--for sure maroons, it does not get better than this....