Outsourcing???? Go Maroons

Because your Federal Reserve is not federal or reserved and is privately owned, well marooons, are we outsourcing our Money Cops? We already borrow gillions per day from the rest of the world so now we can give all money things to this secret gang that no one publicly understands. And bailing out bear stearns? how sweet, and with citizen money. Oh well, we are the marooons...And hey, is Congress just an empty building??