Another damned moral dilemma?

Boy oh boy or girl oh girl? now let's see.....hmmmmmmm...now that the leading candidate has been damaged, destroyed per the game plan Lopez predicted months ago; well sport fans, how do we save face and substitute numero dos for numero uno? Wowee, this is a tough one but wait-- isn't there some stuff in history that we can use? We wonder if there are any examples of human beings fucking, cheating and lying and deceiving other human beings? Are there any things in history about just plain screwing others? You think not? hmmmmmmmm ....we wait, we watch..............