Inflation equals Dilution----Huh?

Pretend you, like the USA government, have a printing press in your house that can print money. Whatever you want, whenever you want. Would you have discipline or would you seek the great praise of your family and friends. And how many dollars would you print before there were too many and began to lose value? Dilution? Yes. So then it would take more dollars to buy a THING. Yes and that is called INFLATION. Welcome to America, land of the Printing Press. And hey, these guys also borrow money and get into debt? Trying to hide inflation is their game but the dummies forgot to stop the printing so now they print and borrow...cool guys? and war too--wow.