Hey Americans, want to get a REAL EDUCATION? Okay--go to You Tube and listen to George Carlin for one hour per day---A PHD. awaits you in one month...

Dubya and the Congress Folks will destroy you again and again and again and again, as long as you keep voting for them they will destroy you....

Hey American Morons, how you be likin' your Professional Politicians so far?...well, you ain't seen nuthin' yet...

Lopez tires of listening to christian soldier assholes...when will this idiotic Religious Bubble burst? enough already......

Better watch out 'Mericans or your re-pigs and dumbs and W boyz are going to bring you another War...but USA is Full of Alfred E. Newmans..

IMF seeks Audit of USA Financial System?? Ho Ho Ho...does IMF employ Plumbers and Sewage Inspectors?

CDC now believes the Dumb-Virus in the USA is originating in Congress and spreads over the whole country...

Bueno Espana, 1-0.......European Champions

What a Sharp Observer....Dubya knocks Zimbabwe's voting...Maybe send Senor Scalia? Ho Ho mf...

USA becoming a Land of CZARS

PC in America has created a Culture of Lies that is destroying Truth and consequentially, destroying USA....

When can America and its Politicians CUT THE BULLSHIT??????

2006, Americans say no more war---2008, Congress says, go fuck yourself......

The constant Dumbing Down of Americans is creating the gangs that took out the CZARS...but no one is watching....

Government Lies are setting the Traps...

Yes, the lies about employment, poverty, education and crime are all for the purpose of making YOU feel good---just like the stock market Shows only give you good bullshit....but beware as growing each day are many thousands everywhere in America that are falling out of the system and are becoming dangerous stray bullets...

Re-Pig Democracy as They want: Bobby "bang bang" Mugabe, in a Walk....Ho Ho and Ho

Damn the Luck...If only Dubya the Great had been a FLIP Flopper...all would have been perfect....

Dubya's Legacy: Always wrong but never in Doubt..........

Hey USA, one last one from dubya: JTS Brown, no ice, no glass..........

Can you smell the burning Pork? Walkin' Dude Grins and smirks...gotcha MF...

The Moron Anthem: Oh say can you see? Yet?

Echoes Everywhere Christian Soldiers

Recognizing that the policies of Dubya the Terrible have ruined the lives of millions of Americans, The Supremes today said All Citizens have the right to own and carry guns. As more and more become homeless and bankrupt and unable to pay for gasoline or energy, the loud sounds of the Theme Song from Mash echo throughout the land.

USA Morons....are you beginning to understand what your votes for dubya have caused? and do you still love the little Re Pigs? Onward ...

Yes, the new users of Public Transportation can carry firearms....Pack and Ride Baby, Pack and Ride.

How convenient for all 'Mericans...Pack and Ride...

So with gasoline going to the moon there will be less driving and more need and use of Public Transportation....and so with more and more using Public Transportation, the Supremos re-affirming the owning and carrying of guns will be perfect for the new Riders...We can call them, Packers 'n Riders...heckofajob brownie

The Great and Delicious Irony....

Even though today the Supremes said again that USA citizens can bear arms; even armed, the USA citizens are being robbed each and every day by their government. And it seems so easy............

Could an Honest News Network or an Honest Politician Survive in USA? NFW..

Is now June, 2008--Your Congress will be in session for about 30 more days this year....heckofajob brownie....

Dubya the Terrible and Caesar MacStrange lead the new and growing Fascist State called USA---heckofajob

Hey Congressional Morons, did you read what Warren Buffet said today about the price of oil and Speculators?

You men and women of USA Congress are truly an embarrassment.

We breathlessly lean forward and watch the Center Ring..Hey, it's Fed Day..

And so we watch the Center Ring awaiting the entrance of the famous Volkswagen that will pull into the spotlight and magically will emerge the whole gang from the Federal Reserve...Step right up...

Hey dumbocrats, still having Siesta?

Yes, guantanamo still going in spite of Supremes and telecoms still rolling with help from congress and oh yes, congress boyz chase speculators from oil pits and let's drill for Corn idiotos...cannot believe what a large bunch of morons are running this country...un real..................

Pandering to an idiotic American public for votes is killing the USA---

Congress meddling in markets will be the Final Nail for USA---Dumb is truly Forever

Why does your government support corn ethanol and border fences that will not work and why do we always vote for dummies?

Instead of Pandering to morons, why does not ONE Politician say, hey morons, drive less and save more and learn to live on what you make...ho ho

The Destroyers Stay Alive on Your Debt and your Debt is killing you...

SO morons, quit borrowing and spending and start SAVING and buying Gold and silver as your dollar has been destroyed by your greedy, piggish government who only seek Office and only seek votes....All NAMES with over two terms should be GONE...their Election is their only Goal....................

Yes America, start thinking SMALL and LESS IS BEST---

And then when you have your first savings account we can recall the old goals of being, Healthy, Wealthy and Wise....

Adios amigo, George Carlin. And hey MF'ers, will there be a State Funeral?

The Best News Show on TV: GPS/Fareed Zakaria//CNN/Sunday 1 pm est---

Very bright and informed questions and guests and a very to-the-point-agenda that is rare in this PC Media world---check it out....

The Best of the Best

"It is our obligation as human beings to not tolerate these lies about Barack Obama." Michael Bloomberg. Have you heard any thing like this from any repigs or dumbs? no..................

Bush Administration Finally Has A Department that Functions: CONGRESS

Lopez says that if more than a few thousand people vote for the Re Pig, Jmacstrange, then USA is FUCKED

Observations on the ever-lowering bars......

In an organization like Congress with your own political party uniform all becomes blended and rounded into a comfort zone where you all seek to please the others and simply do not understand the true dimensions of what you do...placing guns and bullets within easy reach may be fine for most but it is the few we always fear--Lopez wonders of the future and what will happen if we get another Warlord-Dubya with a brain?

FISA //AMNESTY: Fascist Colors Gleaming

Forget ideas or doing anything that is Right for America--Hello E-BAY

Let us cut to the chase and simply put the Presidency and the Congressional Offices on E-BAY---why keep fucking around with the deception and the spinning and the outright lies? BID-BID-BID...you too can become President...................

Feeling Fucked with no kisses?

Each day the truth of Democrats in bed with Bushy and the banks and the brokers and the mortgage boyz and all the while they talk and talk and talk and smile...but the toxicity oozes.

Republican VooDoo as the Walkin' Dude still Reigns

The massive borrowing and the massive debt creation starting with Ronnie pulled the wool over the eyes of Americans as they lived an ever increasing life of ease with borrowed money that was never paid, but rolled out into time so that some day, someone else would pay...but, the music stopped when the WARS pushed costs beyond control and the Piggies were so gorged they could not move...How's your pork today? Asks your friend Randall Flagg. Oh yes, have you paid attention to his slick-wit and sly-grin? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Are we watching and reading of Zimbabwe?

Go back in time and study Mugabe and his boyz in Zimbabwe as they took power and then to keep the People SAFE they passed certain legislation....Keep People Safe? Damn, who does that remind us of?
It always starts with a smile and a helping hand because people always listen to the words and do not watch the DEEDS. pathetic...

Title 8---"Protection of Persons Assisting the Government"

This wording was utilized for much of the "Law" enacted under Stalin and Adolf and Benito and oh yes recently, Bobby Mugabe and Dubya and USA Congress...

3-3---Your House gives Bush Iraq funding and Eavesdropping Made-Easy---

What a lovely partnership this bushy boy and the dumbs have formed..the One Party Fascists continue...so we have Iraq funding; eavesdropping at your leisure; and a Naval Blockade of Iran. All from your HOUSE Leadership----oh, and do not the Dumbs control both houses of Congress? Heckofajob brownie.................

We are the frog in the pot and the water just keeps warming up, ever so slightly...ahhh, how soothing....

Re Pig Politics: create a problem and then provide self serving fix...ho ho

Yes, senor paulson says let's give the Bubble Producer; the dilluter of the dollar; the bailer of all crooks; your Federal Reserve--let's give them more power. And, let us blame the FLOODS for any and all increases in food prices even though it was your government's ruining of the economy that is causing inflation...

Who would allow their wife to wade into the slime of spin-bashing? Sic 'em Cindy...

Jmacstrangelove for sure as he follows the steps of dubya in South Carolina in 2000--do what works Porky and oh yes, how is your Pork?

Dubya and Congress are safely on the mountaintop, watching....

Congress and Dubya, aka, General Custer, continue rushing us to Little Big Horn...

Do members of Congress view Americans as real stupid? YES

Drill offshore and tax oil companies....never a solution, always seeking a vote......

THE MONSTER DEBT IN USA, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE, MAKE ALL OLD RULES OBSOLETE

We face implosion economically unless Leaders deal with this new reality.
Bush and the Re Pigs, with help from the "watching" Dems, have put USA on an edge never before seen in the history of the world......

Your leader, Ms. Pelosi, clears way for Dubya to Do Iran and avoid Congress Approval? In 2006 fans, while you were celebrating victory...

The One Party Slouches continue......

Bush and J mac seek a nuclear plant for every 'merican family...

Bush seeks second Iraq Invasion

Hail, went sah damn well, let's doet ahgan; but more t v this time....

Bush seeks Peace with Viet Nam....

Bush sees Forever Wars and Gasoline maybe rising to $4 per gallon..

Bush envisions airlines that take people all over the world...

Bush envisions national highway system and motels throughout the USA

Bush calls for offshore USA drilling and also seeks to stop production of the PINTO...heckofaguy

TICK TOCK...LIES COILING TIGHTER

Can you count the number of people that Dubya the Awesome has fired who turned out 100% correct in their views? heckofajob jorge'

Same old Huh, as in HUH?

Yes, dubya the magnificent today told congress, hey guys and gals, let's do some oil exploration---and in the same vein, dubya the magnificent urged the L A Lakers to start playing harder...dubya the visionary also said that someday gasoline prices may rise...and dubya the cool said hey, check out that sunset yesterday....heckofajob georgie.............

Hair of the Dog, aka, MOTS

Borrowing is killing USA as DEBT builds so what does your Congress do to help? Borrow More and Borrow More.....we all know what happens when one borrows more and more and more and more....

Bush/McCain seek the ultimate: THE FOREVER WARS

Christian War Party orders Boot Polish...brang 'em ohn...dead 'r live..onward ...

WE have no political party choice, as the One Party Goose Steps

Eavesdropping; wiretapping; warrant less searches; arrest on hunches; no habeus corpus----and much more---And not only dubya and the repigs, but your favorite Congressional Democratic Leaders...keep trying to deny and hide the truth Democrats, but the facts are emerging...............

The Perfect Storm Blossoms

The joining of the dumbest president of all time and the dumbest congress of all time, continues.................

Fascists hope and pray for another 9/11 so they can stay in power...Fear and Greed, thriving in D.C.

How to stay on the Bottom

Lopez just checked and sees that school kids in Texas for 08-09 go to school for 167 days---Europe and Asia get to go 240 per year---and guess which administrative group gets paid more? and guess which student group scores lower? Mediocrity continues to rise in USA----heckofa job Georgie, Congress, Americans and egos.......

Fellow Morons, as we watch, look and listen, are we starting to understand that our leaders are arrogant idiots and we are basically fucked?

Starting with Ronnie, Republicans are killing USA with Borrowing/Deficits---Dems stay silent. No Fear?

USA Politicians say more drugs for the druggies and more booze for the boozers and more debt for the debtors----Where have the adults gone?

Lopez sees top for USA

Yes, maroons, the USA Democracy does not function because the Congress either sides with its President or they lay back and cool it so they can enhance their election prospects---we have no checks and balances; and we have thousands of fragments of nepotism and inbreeding, between Washington and Wall Street---And the Fed is a joke as it is a political tool, and the whole government and citizenry are loaded to the moon with debt; and Borrowing is a strategy and a way of life....Pathetic and Down Hill have started and will accelerate as USA Fascism grows.

Bullshit from the Dubya Gang flies everywhere, even Afghanistan

Ho ho ho---Hamid "Swiss Bank" Karzai says he will send troops into Pakistan if Pakistan does not quit fucking with Afghanistan---and in the same vein of authenticity, four Kindergarten children have issued an ultimatum to the Pentagon.....dubya is contagious......

Sarkozy is new butt-boy for Dubya as Blair quietly wimpers...

The Supremes and Habeus Corpus: 5-4---that is how close we are to Stalin's Russia or Adolf's Germany--5-4

Bush/Clinton Cabal

Late eighties: Resolution Trust//end of S&L's
Nineties: Consolidation of Media Powers; fake surplus hiding borrowing; 1999: Glass-Steagall thrown out, paving the way for middle class looting................
George W: 9/11; Wars; Homeland Gang; Consolidation of Transports; heavy hand on Habeus Corpus; Dot Com Bubble; Real Estate/Mortgage industry wiped out; Debt taken to all time high levels; secrecy spreads; 2000 election rigged by the Supremes; 2004 elections stolen electronically; Fascism growing daily along with Lies and Debt and Borrowing......................

Will it be Fear or Anger that comes first?

As Dubya the Magnificent and his boyz continue to tear down the USA, Lopez is curious if the Dumbs figure it out, or will the Re- Pigs keep it hiding? And when the LIES of this Administration become known, will IT be FEAR or ANGER that first emerge??????

Dubya the Great tells FED to git dat dollar stronger------and?

Sorry again morons, but captain dubya, in the midst of the iceberg field is yelling and screaming, FULL SPEED AHEAD---the worst leader ever continues to expand his lead.........................

The LIES by your government and your Media are ALWAYS---Remember, when SHTF....

No way Jose'???? McCain and Hillary---the last laugh?

Don't get mad, get even..........................

The Printing of Dollars 24/7 is killing USA---INFLATION

Life in the USA: Borrowing and Debt; Borrowing and Debt; Borrowing and Debt----------------------------------------

Are the good times gone for good? Is Dandy Don clearing his throat?

And for those who do not know of Dandy Don and his song, well: "Turn out the lights, the party's over..." from the Vintage years of Monday Night Football with Dandy Don Meredith.

Another Katrina for Dubya: Pakistan

How many Katrinas can one President create? Dubya is truly one of a kind.............................................

All Hale Dennis Kucinich..."Sack the Cox-sacker"

Dems say hell, dubya will soon be gone so why impeach....lopez says, dubya may take the usa with him down the tubes.......

Republicans talk of low taxes but no talk of monster borrowing because you are the mushroom....

And mr and ms usa public, as the mushroom, re pigs must keep you in the dark and feed you bullshit... ask ol' johnnymack about borrowing and watch him do a little dance...just like dubya keeps secrets about war things, and costs of war... you do not need to know dummies...just keep voting for fascism and soon.........

Ho ho ho, out comes the truth...

Remember how pissed off you guys were when i compared Nixon and the Clintonians--well now we see that just like the old Nixon Enemy List, well, the clintonians now have their own enemy list...birds of a feather.........................

Morons: do you understand that the falling apart of the USA is the fault of dubya and congress...

Yes, borrowed money and debt buildup by your government has destroyed the foundation of America...and they want to borrow more and more and print more and more money to help....horseshit.....

Dubya says hey morons, with that stimulous check i'm sendin', buy a Maserati. Stir it Up.

"Hey amigos, How's your pork?" Randall Flagg

Black Swans Circling?

Congress fails to Oversee the Great Destroyer who is killing the USA and the Dollar

Hola Morons---It is the Debt and Borrowing that is Making USA a Banana Republic

Stop worrying about keeping your grass green when drinking water is the problem....think about it........................

Ah manure force? Huh? duh......

Hey ben, dubya yells, what in hail is a force majeure?

An old saying for all the Clintonians who "may" vote for McCain...from Lopez

Go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on...

And so's your old man...........

Lopez keeps hearing that the Clintonistas are pissed and that "they" may vote for McCain and to them lopez says, good, go fuck yourself and vote for McCain you entitled spoiled brats and then when you figure out what fascism is and does, then don't be calling lopez for help...in your case clintonistas, Dumb is Forever---and lopez says take the idiot evangelicals with you and then both groups better practice their Goose-Steps-----Heil

Hey Ben, you and dubya are riding into a box canyon. A box canyon, and the USA rides with you. "Huh? Caint heer ya, we ina hurry. "

Jmac and the Re-pigs sing..."loerrr themm tax ahs"

How do the Repigs spend so much money and want lower taxes? Where does the money come from that the Repigs spend? THEY BORROW--THEY BORROW----oh, i see...damn...And does borrowing make DEBT? And does it have to be Paid back?...Huh? Gotta love de morons.....

Dubya leads the way for the USA....borrow and debt

Yes, dubya has borrowed more than all others put together and USA consumers have followed his lead and are as deep in debt as their government...and also, the credit card companies; the banks; the brokers; mortgage boyz; everyone loves debt and borrowing as done by the Re Pigs.........................

All Republicans say no tax just BORROW....starting with Ronnie, the Repigs love Debt and Borrowing and Dubya is the KING BORROWER

Dubya Prepares Bed 'n Breakfast for his M boyz at CRAWFORD

yessirreee cowpokes, dubya the great is expanding Crawford facilities so that he can accommodate his best M buddies: Bobby "no inflation" Mugabe; Nouri "the appeaser" Maliki; Pervez "all everything" Musharraf. The M boyz will be movin' in soon, right after they are booted from their countries. Heckofajob guys.....

Lopez asks Republicans: Why is "Borrow and Spend" better than "Tax and Spend"?

Yes, ask Senator McCain this question and Lopez predicts a look of stunned silence. You see Morons, the repigs borrow and spend which leads to massive debt and is good for your ass, for awhile, but fucks the future...so all you neo-con fascists, who are always talking "no taxes", well, you are truly lying and dumb OINKSTERS.....

George seeks 58 Bases in Iraq...but no occupation? Ho Ho

And, repigs always say that the dumbs "Tax and Spend"----but the Repigs "Borrow and Spend" but dumbs never say that because they are the DUmbs....ho ho ho

BILDERBERGERS anyone?

True to Form, Dubya looks the wrong way as usual

Bullshitting about Iran and doing card tricks with Congress, Dubya the Magnificent is missing the big threat: PAKISTAN---check a map citizens.................................

FASCISM is everywhere in USA--Look and listen morons...

Message to Senor Obama as Depression Deepens

Senor---Do you think Herbert Hoover would have won the Presidency in November of 1929? McCain will win Zero States as the Depression broadens...And, tell Americans the truth that they have been fucked by Dubya and the Republicans and the the power-seeking, voter- seeking Congress...America will hate it at first but the truth will set them free...Dare to be Great and always RISK Losing.....

Lopez back from the scenic Sierra Madre Express...ay chihuahua, muy bueno gringos.....

yes, if you seek Fred C. Dobbs, the Sierra Madre Express from Tucson is one way, but sadly, lopez thinks Fred c. is gone for good....anyway, off the train lopez sees the view is more grim as politicians and public have no clues and no backbone...and oh yes, lopez tells Obama that to win he must start telling the hard truth and do not use the Clintonistas for anything...adios

Lopez drops out for a bit, in search of fred c. dobbs...

Lopez says Danger Zone Grows as End of Dubya's Reign approaches...Panic Time for the old Legacy?

Dubya has used His Position and the USA government to advance his personal views and to aid those that agree with him....this is Fascism

Tip for Johnny from Dubya the Great: Johnny boy, just tell 'em Surge and then tell 'em Tax Cuts...U gawd damn betcha....

Historical Poster Available Now...see Lopez at Bogey, LLC.

Yes, 3' x 3' full color of Dubya the Magnificent in full cameflauge outfit holding a Bunch of Ripe Bananas in one hand and a one hundred dollar american Peso in the other hand and he is saying loudly, Welcome to the U S of Bananas mi Amigos....woweee

Monetize? Deficits? Hail, let's cut taxes, do a Surge---uh johnny?

Hello Pentagon? Dubya here. Howz 'bout throwin' sum more chips inta the game ta help out johnny boy.

Hey, generale'--dubya says remember bob marley and "Stir it Up"

Senor Lopez Regrets

many requests but Lopez cannot reveal secret recipe for tamales but can only say that years and years ago lopez uncovered the secret while, in the early morning, after a short burro ride, in a village on Mount Chipinque, it appeared and of course started with masa harina............adios

LOPEZ PREDICTS

Soon, the mainstream USA media and the citizens of the USA will be openly and loudly and often using the word FASCISM.........

Fascism rises. Lopez says, "No PC---No Kid-Gloves--No Deference---No Respect"

The Republican Party, through policies of War and Greed and Debt, has brought USA to the edge of Implosion and one must urge strongly that if Obama is the Dem-Man, he will not treat repigs with any thing less than severe, to the point, hardball criticism---do not let them make any statement as you must realize USA is a blending mixture of Germany in the 1920's and 1930's and has to be stopped.

Lopez says, we are in the EYE so prepare....

Falling real estate and ever-rising debt will emit the great "sucking sound" as it spreads and deepens and oil price will fall giving false-hope to wall street but do not believe, even with a new Resolution Trust Thing and soft soothing words by LIARS--before elections of 08 so get smart fast as the Bushies and the Congress have brought us to the edge.....heckofa job Georgie..