They know I'm a fucking idiot cause i luv to SAVE

every time i go to the grocery store and am finished paying, the clerk always says, "oh how nice, you saved 5 dollars and 15 cents or 3 dollars and 6 cents or etc., etc., and now i turn on the TV and some sombitch says "if you spend with us, you save"---you save when you spend?? Or how 'bout when some sombitch says hey, this was 100 dollars but now is only 70--you can SAVE 30 dollars--how can all this be true marooons? if all we have is fucking piles of fucking debt, then sumthin' be wrong heah...our media and government and corporations wouldn't be lyin'? would they? hell, i just be a good ol' 'merican maroooooon.