Lopez asks: Regarding senor Obama, is white America doing a "Reversion to the Mean"?

Per the Pollsters, Dumbest of Americans, missing Nixon and Dubya the Great, cast votes for ms Hellry...

and, seeking the Dumb hall of fame, members of Congress consider legislation to raise margin requirements for oil and natural gas...the Dumb leadership in America is everywhere...go morons, go...

Headlines

Petraeus kicked upstairs after successful D C visit...

Jimmy Carter, says Rice, headed to Gitmo.

Bush, standing beside picture of Baghdad Bob, says USA economy is doing a heckof a job and is very very strong.....

Diebold Smiles.......

Alan Shore blasts Supreme Court....

Lopez suggests a Media Feast that will create all time high t v ratings...

Yes maroons, Lopez has proposed a Monster Events Special that can be run simultaneously and shown on split screens world wide:

(1)Bush wedding
(2)Bush Impeachment Hearings
(3)Leftover food from the wedding festivities shown live as it is loaded into trucks for distribution to poor and starving.

*****These events can be shown against a revolving background of Surge Events in Baghdad along with a flashing sign of USA rising gasoline prices and deficits.